Let me tell you about our re-cordings!

Well, the boys is in the studio with our producer, Dick Ruben. The re-cordings is coming along nice and smooth like except for the Wolf kept runnin' off to catch ground squirrels so I had to strap him down to the roof rack of my Ford Bronco II so we'd know where to find him when it was time for singin'. He hollered his fool head off when I done it and some of it you can hear on the record when you ain't supposed to. That is what Dick Ruben likes to call a "crappy accident" and when you hear it, you'll know why.

Aside from that the band is behavin' itself. I gave Snuff a sack of tobacco and beef jerky so he'd have somethin' to chew on and not get to complainin' like he does and Hog and Dragline is happy w/ just a jar of wolfshine and some pills these days as long as the pills is red and pretty big lookin'. Should be done w/ the re-cordings in just a few week's time. Now that's progress!

Your friend,
McElroy Boyd

I got the boys together to do some re-cordings

Yessir, and they're almost done. Only problem is Hog got so drunk he thought the re-cording console was some sort of a a terlet so he threw a cherry bomb at it and broke one of them little slidy things when he was trying to flush it. I set him down and told him to settle and since then we got just about everything redone but we just want to make sure everything sounds just so before we put them up. My advice to you at this time is relax and listen to a Jerry Lee Lewis record. Maybe have sex with your cousin. Hell, I don't know what you kids do for fun up north...